Ways to get people to stop talking to you

unwhisperedwords:

recklesslyrelentless-:

NOTE: MUST BE PERSISTENT AND CAN NOT STOP UNTIL THEY LEAVE.

TECHNIQUE 1: Make this face and stay frozen:

TECHNIQUE 2: Turn into an animal. Can be any of the following:
Dog:

Dolphin:

Turkey:

Velociraptor:

TECHNIQUE 3: Spontaneously turn into Helen Keller:

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LOOOL

(Source: stupefysnorlax)